squish squash

To one of my squash partners,

You know who you are. How is it that you always just barely beat me in games that I should clearly be winning? Take today for example. I win the first two games easily. Then, I lose 8-10 after being up by 6. Six points! And then I fumble my way through two more close, but nonetheless, losses. Losses, I repeat. Losses.

And you're four months pregnant. And you're a girl. And you're so nice to me, even on the rare occasions when you lose and I win. So, for the record, I am getting beaten more often than not by a four-month nice pregnant girl.

I'm almost a little glad when you tell me your trousers no longer fit. Serves you right.

Your (overly) competitive and slightly frustrated squash partner who still can't wait for our next game,

Kim

Comments

[dhawhee]

i recall years ago hearing that the german olympic swim coach had his swimmers get pregnant on purpose on the logic that the extra blood and hormones made them more powerful swimmers with better stamina. this logic could also account for the squash squishing. but it didn't make me laugh any less at your post!

[KM]

Now that's true commitment those German girls are showing... talk about suffering for your sport!!! (Just kidding)

[red bottom]

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