To one of my squash partners,
You know who you are. How is it that you always just barely beat me in games that I should clearly be winning? Take today for example. I win the first two games easily. Then, I lose 8-10 after being up by 6. Six points! And then I fumble my way through two more close, but nonetheless, losses. Losses, I repeat. Losses.
And you're four months pregnant. And you're a girl. And you're so nice to me, even on the rare occasions when you lose and I win. So, for the record, I am getting beaten more often than not by a four-month nice pregnant girl.
I'm almost a little glad when you tell me your trousers no longer fit. Serves you right.
Your (overly) competitive and slightly frustrated squash partner who still can't wait for our next game,