I would happily settle down in the suburbs, transform myself into a stay-at-home mom, and fix my husband a pre-dinner martini while massaging his feet, if only he'd ask...
My one, my only, my dashing and ever-so-clever, special prosecutor.
Jeremy Butterfield: A Damp Squid: The English Language Laid Bare
This man makes CHARTS of the English Language. How hot is that?